Hair Quandry

I love my new hair, but God forbid that I keep it. I mean, I am currently sleeping with a towel on my pillow. There is very little residue but it will still rub off. I haven’t been able to swim as it will almost certainly fade immediately. Plus the work involved – wash/gel/blow-dry/more gel – is really more than I need in the morning. God knows why women put themselves through that kind of routine and worse every morning?